The most difficult part of dating as a single parent is not dating at all. I have zero social life, as my son is with me all the time and I have zero friends in which to socialize with. I do not think it would be much fun if I went to a bar by myself or even with a book to pretend I have something to do at said bar.
How do I meet guys? The internet? Sheesh. I did try that. I did sign up for match.com and I really did not find it an honest forum where people could meet. Nor did I find anyone that I was honestly attracted to. Do not get me wrong, there were attractive people that were interested in me and I in them, physically, but nothing more than that.
While I am in heat right now, I flip flop between wanting something physical and wanting something emotional and long-lasting. Because of my twisted female brain and hormones, I do not want both at the same time. I just keep flip flopping. So, instead of going online, even craigslist, to search out a victim of my feeling randy, I normally contact people I have had contact with in the past. Anyone that I think might respond and I usually get my plaything for the next few days. The only problem with this method is…well…all of them live outside of the state I live in. So, I don’t actually get laid. I get p-laid or e-laid, but no skin on skin. Man, I do wish I had some though…you know…skin on skin. That would be loverly.
I guess getting e-laid will do for now. I ain’t got no time to actually get laid or meet some fool that I do not have time for. It would be nice, but maybe this is my life’s way of saying “Don’t fuck me up now, it’s just getting nice.”